Atypic Alley

lilbrothablack:

alley-cat-sunflower:

WHY IS THERE NO REGAL/RAINE FANART ON THE INTERNET

cuz that’s an awful ship. dreadful.

there is fanart of kratos/lloyd on the internet. don’t talk to me about how only good ships get fanart.

WHY IS THERE NO REGAL/RAINE FANART ON THE INTERNET

yes hello this is assassin
how may i direct your call

yes hello this is assassin

how may i direct your call

okay yahoo. i have waited patiently and open-mindedly to see whether you’ll screw tumblr up.

on the whole, i have very few problems with what you’ve done thus far. first of all, your revised layout on the dashboard is great, what with the favorite button at the *bottom* of each post. secondly, i’d appreciate it if you reinstated that whole shift-double-click-to-reblog shortcut, but it’s not heartbreaking. i just have one little thing i’d rather you didn’t do…

STOP. FUCKING. EMAILING. ME.

if i wanted to check out what was happening on tumblr i fucking would and you do NOT have to remind me every other goddamn day that oh, i haven’t been on tumblr, because guess what, I KNOW i haven’t been on tumblr. yes, i want to know when i get a new follower or whatever. no, i do NOT want to know “what i’ve missed” or any such shit. that is what logging onto tumblr is FOR, yahoo. to find out what i’ve missed.

contrary to what you seem to think, emailing me constantly like an overprotective boyfriend is not going to make me log on more often than i already do. it is not going to elevate my opinion of you at all. it is not going to make me thank you.

oh, and what’s all this fuckery about “right now on tumblr”??? I DON’T CARE WHAT’S TRENDING. you’re basically just sending me spam about all the people YOU think i should be following. fuck you yahoo. don’t waste my time trying to gauge my interests, because you do a shite job of it. if there’s one thing i don’t care about, it’s trends.

tl;dr: yahoo is driving my faith in their ability to effectively lead tumblr right into the ground, and with every new email they send me, it’s nosediving another hundred feet.

do you ever just look at someone and wonder

"why aren’t we married yet"

iswearimnotnaked:

tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL

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BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL 

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AND THEY FUCKING UNSUSPENDED ME 

that story was wild from start to finish

song-for:

alley-cat-sunflower:

song-for:

alley-cat-sunflower:

song-for:

song-for:

alley-cat-sunflower:

So um I ship this already. Anyone with me?

CAN WE FIND A SHIP NAME FOR THESE TWO BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF TRACKING THE ADAMXBLAKE TAG AND SEEING ADAM LEVINE AND BLAKE SHELTON SHIPPED TOGETHER

I say we should call it something simple. Ughhh but idk anything I come up with sounds weird? I have them in my tag, otp: don’t leave me. However, i’m p-sure that a lot of ships are in that tag.

Possibly Wilt-and-Blush [Adam’s weapon]?

A nice thought but we should add something about Blake in it as well?

Blake’s weapon is Gambol Shroud. Going by that, any combination of the two weapons (i.e. Gambol Blush, or Wilt and Shroud) should fit.

I like Wilt and Shroud :D how ‘bout you?

Why not? Wilt-and-Shroud it is.

song-for:

alley-cat-sunflower:

song-for:

alley-cat-sunflower:

song-for:

song-for:

alley-cat-sunflower:

So um I ship this already. Anyone with me?

CAN WE FIND A SHIP NAME FOR THESE TWO BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF TRACKING THE ADAMXBLAKE TAG AND SEEING ADAM LEVINE AND BLAKE SHELTON SHIPPED TOGETHER

I say we should call it something simple. Ughhh but idk anything I come up with sounds weird? I have them in my tag, otp: don’t leave me. However, i’m p-sure that a lot of ships are in that tag.

Possibly Wilt-and-Blush [Adam’s weapon]?

A nice thought but we should add something about Blake in it as well?

Blake’s weapon is Gambol Shroud. Going by that, any combination of the two weapons (i.e. Gambol Blush, or Wilt and Shroud) should fit.

I like Wilt and Shroud :D how ‘bout you?

Why not? Wilt-and-Shroud it is.

song-for:

alley-cat-sunflower:

song-for:

song-for:

alley-cat-sunflower:

So um I ship this already. Anyone with me?

CAN WE FIND A SHIP NAME FOR THESE TWO BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF TRACKING THE ADAMXBLAKE TAG AND SEEING ADAM LEVINE AND BLAKE SHELTON SHIPPED TOGETHER

I say we should call it something simple. Ughhh but idk anything I come up with sounds weird? I have them in my tag, otp: don’t leave me. However, i’m p-sure that a lot of ships are in that tag.

Possibly Wilt-and-Blush [Adam’s weapon]?

A nice thought but we should add something about Blake in it as well?

Blake’s weapon is Gambol Shroud. Going by that, any combination of the two weapons (i.e. Gambol Blush, or Wilt and Shroud) should fit.

song-for:

alley-cat-sunflower:

song-for:

song-for:

alley-cat-sunflower:

So um I ship this already. Anyone with me?

CAN WE FIND A SHIP NAME FOR THESE TWO BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF TRACKING THE ADAMXBLAKE TAG AND SEEING ADAM LEVINE AND BLAKE SHELTON SHIPPED TOGETHER

I say we should call it something simple. Ughhh but idk anything I come up with sounds weird? I have them in my tag, otp: don’t leave me. However, i’m p-sure that a lot of ships are in that tag.

Possibly Wilt-and-Blush [Adam’s weapon]?

A nice thought but we should add something about Blake in it as well?

Blake’s weapon is Gambol Shroud. Going by that, any combination of the two weapons (i.e. Gambol Blush, or Wilt and Shroud) should fit.

song-for:

song-for:

alley-cat-sunflower:

So um I ship this already. Anyone with me?

CAN WE FIND A SHIP NAME FOR THESE TWO BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF TRACKING THE ADAMXBLAKE TAG AND SEEING ADAM LEVINE AND BLAKE SHELTON SHIPPED TOGETHER

I say we should call it something simple. Ughhh but idk anything I come up with sounds weird? I have them in my tag, otp: don’t leave me. However, i’m p-sure that a lot of ships are in that tag.

Possibly Wilt-and-Blush [Adam’s weapon]?

song-for:

song-for:

alley-cat-sunflower:

So um I ship this already. Anyone with me?

CAN WE FIND A SHIP NAME FOR THESE TWO BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF TRACKING THE ADAMXBLAKE TAG AND SEEING ADAM LEVINE AND BLAKE SHELTON SHIPPED TOGETHER

I say we should call it something simple. Ughhh but idk anything I come up with sounds weird? I have them in my tag, otp: don’t leave me. However, i’m p-sure that a lot of ships are in that tag.

Possibly Wilt-and-Blush [Adam’s weapon]?

teratocybernetics:

thegoddamazon:

sachimo:

abeardfullofbees:

alilnugget:

wanashou:

beatonna:

If you aren’t totally quaking in your boots at the news of millions of bees dead, yet again, you’re nuts.

this should be concerning a lot more people than it is
not only because bees are one of the most important animals in the world and their job is a lot more than gathering honey but also because they are what scientists refer to as an “indicator species”
this means that when their populations start dwindling and then rapidly dropping, humans need to watch their shit because that means that environmental factors are too difficult for THEM to live in, so it might be difficult for US to live in, too. bees basically act as an indication that humans have a lot to worry about and when they start dying like this it deserves a lot more than a few headlines.

last year my biggest worry was the steep decline in bee population and apparently thats not about to change anytime soon. people have told me to my face that they think its strange I’m so concerned for the bees. read this you selfish fucks

Get excited, motherfuckers.  Without bees, we will die off.  Bayer and Monsanto continue to produce the chemicals that have been proven to kill them, and the government has their backs.  Bees pollinate 30% of our food in the US and we are passing legislation to PROTECT the scumbags responsible for killing them.
I preach this shit to everyone who will listen and I always get “WAAAAH I HATE BEES THEY STING AND THEY ARE BIG MEANIES!” but think about your future life without kiwis, cranberries, blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, peaches, sunflowers, cotton, apples, plums, pears, mustard, celery, peppers, tomatoes, eggplant, beans, cherries, melons, turnips, canola oil, alfalfa, soybeans, lemons, oranges, and I could go on forever.
Bees are amazing creatures who are responsible for the comfortable lives we lead in this country and we cannot sustain and feed our population without them.

Alright you guys, there’s a good amount of notes on this but it’s only making us aware of the problem, not telling us what we can do to help. We can do something to help and YOU CAN HELP, YES THAT MEANS YOU. ALL YOU NEED IS DIRT, A FEW BUCKS, AND A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE, LITERALLY. 
Plant flowers that bees like and that attract them.
Bees prefer flowers that are blue, purple, and yellow. Choose flowers that bloom successively over the spring, summer, and fall seasons such as coreopsis, Russian sage, or germander. They especially love clover! Other plants include sage, salvia, oregano, lavender, ironweed, yarrow, yellow hyssop, alfalfa, honeywort, dragonhead, echinacea, bee balm, buttercup, goldenrod and English thyme. Buy seeds online.
GET RID OF THE PESTICIDES!!
If pesticides are killing off the bees so easily, what do you think it’s doing to us? The EPA says studies have shown pesticides can cause birth defects, nerve damage, and cancer. There are other ways to get rid of pests in the garden than using chemicals. Organic Garden Pests shows you how to keep off the bugs the organic way.
Give the bees a free home!
Giving bees a “bee block” alone is a huge load off their backs! You can buy homes here or  You can even build your own. 
Please, if you have already reblogged this, reblog this is again with what I have posted onto it so you know what you can do to help. We can make a difference.
Sources and other helpful links:
5 ways to help our disappearing bees
How to “Friend” Your Native Bees
Why gardening is good for your health
Silence of the Bees

Why isn’t this more of an issue?
Like why is our entire existence at stake and all anyone wants to talk about on the news is the “TWERKING PHENOMENON”.

RE-reblogging for all the helpful info added.

teratocybernetics:

thegoddamazon:

sachimo:

abeardfullofbees:

alilnugget:

wanashou:

beatonna:

If you aren’t totally quaking in your boots at the news of millions of bees dead, yet again, you’re nuts.

this should be concerning a lot more people than it is

not only because bees are one of the most important animals in the world and their job is a lot more than gathering honey but also because they are what scientists refer to as an “indicator species”

this means that when their populations start dwindling and then rapidly dropping, humans need to watch their shit because that means that environmental factors are too difficult for THEM to live in, so it might be difficult for US to live in, too. bees basically act as an indication that humans have a lot to worry about and when they start dying like this it deserves a lot more than a few headlines.

last year my biggest worry was the steep decline in bee population and apparently thats not about to change anytime soon. people have told me to my face that they think its strange I’m so concerned for the bees. read this you selfish fucks

Get excited, motherfuckers.  Without bees, we will die off.  Bayer and Monsanto continue to produce the chemicals that have been proven to kill them, and the government has their backs.  Bees pollinate 30% of our food in the US and we are passing legislation to PROTECT the scumbags responsible for killing them.

I preach this shit to everyone who will listen and I always get “WAAAAH I HATE BEES THEY STING AND THEY ARE BIG MEANIES!” but think about your future life without kiwis, cranberries, blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, peaches, sunflowers, cotton, apples, plums, pears, mustard, celery, peppers, tomatoes, eggplant, beans, cherries, melons, turnips, canola oil, alfalfa, soybeans, lemons, oranges, and I could go on forever.

Bees are amazing creatures who are responsible for the comfortable lives we lead in this country and we cannot sustain and feed our population without them.

Alright you guys, there’s a good amount of notes on this but it’s only making us aware of the problem, not telling us what we can do to help. We can do something to help and YOU CAN HELP, YES THAT MEANS YOU. ALL YOU NEED IS DIRT, A FEW BUCKS, AND A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE, LITERALLY. 

Plant flowers that bees like and that attract them.

Bees prefer flowers that are blue, purple, and yellow. Choose flowers that bloom successively over the spring, summer, and fall seasons such as coreopsis, Russian sage, or germander. They especially love clover! Other plants include sage, salvia, oregano, lavender, ironweed, yarrow, yellow hyssop, alfalfa, honeywort, dragonhead, echinacea, bee balm, buttercup, goldenrod and English thyme. Buy seeds online.

GET RID OF THE PESTICIDES!!

If pesticides are killing off the bees so easily, what do you think it’s doing to us? The EPA says studies have shown pesticides can cause birth defects, nerve damage, and cancer. There are other ways to get rid of pests in the garden than using chemicals. Organic Garden Pests shows you how to keep off the bugs the organic way.

Give the bees a free home!

Giving bees a “bee block” alone is a huge load off their backs! You can buy homes here or  You can even build your own. 

Please, if you have already reblogged this, reblog this is again with what I have posted onto it so you know what you can do to help. We can make a difference.

Sources and other helpful links:

5 ways to help our disappearing bees

How to “Friend” Your Native Bees

Why gardening is good for your health

Silence of the Bees

Why isn’t this more of an issue?

Like why is our entire existence at stake and all anyone wants to talk about on the news is the “TWERKING PHENOMENON”.

RE-reblogging for all the helpful info added.

proxystar:

noble-of-shadows:

slimeous:

Ghost Shoulder Bag

¥ 430.00

;o; I want the black one.

AAAA GIMME

Black one looks a little too much like Missingno for me to be comfortable with it…

davestrider:

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guys

thIS IS NOT A SURPRISE

THIS WAS CANONICALLY CONFIRMED BEFORE THIS SCENE

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE FLIPPING OUT

Why I hate fandoms
Avatar: guyz i think i'm the avatar irl!!! also IF YOU SHIP ZUTARA I WILL CUT YOU. omg zuko is so hawt! and mako! i totally hate asami even though mako was a douche to her!!!
Doctor Who: Don't blink! River is the Doctor's one and only 5ever! Martha was awful and weak and a terrible bitch, waaahhh! Make the Doctor re-regenerate into David Tennant NOW. MOFFAT!!!!
Harry Potter: J.K. ROWLING IS A GOD AND IF YOU SAY ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY SUGGESTING SHE HAS WEAKNESSES AS AN AUTHOR I WILL MURDER YOU. AVADA KEDAVRA!
Hetalia: Pastaaaa!! Haha Germany/Italy is so cute. ACKNOWLEDGE MY ILL-RESEARCHED OC. Oh these two are so great together even though the actual countries don't have a history!
Homestuck: nyeh wweh fuckass! hahaha what's your patron troll???????? :33 oh wait haha my blood color is higher than yours. LOL BUCKETS! hOnK hOnK mOtHeRfUcKeRs :o) ew you ship dave/rose? don't you know they're related?? haha dave/bro is so much better let's just ignore the fact that they are also related and pretend that the fact that it's slash makes that ok
Pokémon: How dare they make new and "unoriginal" Pokémon!!!!!! Screw the fact that they need to make money somehow!! *presses B furiously to cancel evolution*
Sherlock: JOHNLOCK JOHNLOCK JOHNLOCK JOHNLOCK JOHNLOCK JOHNLOCK JOHNLOCK
Me: … *backs away slowly*

So my grandma and dad and I were in line, and my grandma (the nicest, sweetest old lady in the world) started writing a check to pay. My dad leaned over to the cashier and whispered, “Don’t you hate it when old people hold up the line writing checks?” and my grandma just stops and looks at my dad with so much sass and says, “Listen, son.”

Me: *scrolling through funny pictures*
Mom: So, I found out today my cousin has a brain tumor--
Me: *laughs at picture and can't stop*
Mom: